July 2012
53 posts
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When someone asks for advice about getting...
Jul 31st
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when my printer stops working and I'm on deadline
Jul 30th
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When I saw my author photo
Expectation… Reality…
Jul 29th
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when I find out a friend of mine is on submission
Jul 28th
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When I'm asked to change my title
First I’m like… And then I’m like… Until finally I give in… submitted by @NatalieCParker! Yup! That’s right! You can submit .gifs! But just like the publishing world, we don’t always post them. Especially the ones that have nothing to do with writing. What is that? I don’t even…whatever. Here’s that submit link again. Woohoo!
Jul 27th
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When I send first draft pages to readers and ask...
Jul 26th
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when my significant other comes home and I'm still...
Jul 25th
11 notes
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Goodreads
Jul 24th
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when I word war with another writer
Jul 23rd
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when I try to make sense of my royalties statement
Jul 23rd
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when I feel like my manuscript no longer sucks...
or at least sucks less
Jul 22nd
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When I try to sneak a peek at someone's kindle,...
Jul 21st
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When someone asks what I did all day
What I tell them… What I actually did…
Jul 20th
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when I read my novel aloud
Jul 19th
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when people tell me to keep rejections for when...
Jul 19th
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When my publisher tells me they want to move up my...
On the outside… On the inside…
Jul 18th
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when my editor tells me I have to cut down my...
Jul 17th
16 notes
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when someone uses the phrase show don't tell
Jul 16th
28 notes
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when I survive my first pitch slam
On the outside I’m all… But on the inside I’m… submitted by @JordanTurgeon  This bit of hilariousness was brought to you via our submission box! That’s right - got something to say .gif style? Even if you’re not .gif inclined, send us the caption and we’ll do the giffy part! Click here to submit that business. 
Jul 16th
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Everyday at around 2:00
Jul 15th
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when someone I just met tells me they've always...
Jul 14th
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Dear readers...
Thanks for following and tweeting and stuff.
Jul 14th
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The acknowledgment section of my novel
Jul 13th
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The subtext behind every query I send out
Jul 12th
39 notes
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when I go to author events
Jul 12th
6 notes
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when I'm waiting on notes from my editor
Jul 11th
7 notes
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When I add a submission box
Title2Come now has a submission box. Have an angsty writer .gif? Submit it! 
Jul 11th
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When I get a bad review on Amazon
At first I’m like… and then I’m all…
Jul 10th
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My diet when I'm revising
For breakfast… For lunch… For dinner…
Jul 10th
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After spending all day working with only my cat to...
Jul 9th
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when I got my advance
and then took out taxes and my agent’s commission…
Jul 9th
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Trying to make it to BEA this year
Jul 8th
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When I try to get rid of writer's ass
Jul 7th
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When someone tells me they're about to read Harry...
At first I’m like and then I’m all
Jul 7th
20 notes
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When I try to explain how publishing works to my...
Jul 6th
30 notes
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when someone asks me how well I know my critique...
Jul 6th
14 notes
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When I nicely nudge an agent with my manuscript...
Jul 6th
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when my significant other tries to clean my...
   
Jul 6th
11 notes
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when I'm at a conference and see an agent across...
Jul 5th
6 notes
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When my critique partners take forever to read my...
Jul 5th
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when I get a form rejection
off a query: off a partial: off a full:
Jul 5th
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When someone says that everything published today...
Jul 4th
22 notes
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When I'm halfway through my first round of...
Jul 4th
11 notes
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When I go to critique groups in LA
Jul 3rd
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When my significant other tries to comfort me...
Jul 3rd
4 notes
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when I told my co-workers I was quitting to write...
Jul 3rd
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When I sign into tumblr
and discover all my new followers… Seriously…
Jul 3rd
2 notes
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When I get a critique on a new piece
My first reaction… And then I try and calm down… Until I can finally just be like…
Jul 3rd
13 notes
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when I pitch an editor
Jul 3rd
8 notes
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What I imagine my agent says about me
Jul 3rd
2 notes